The 'Because She Loves Them' Top Ten List
Because I haven't. Because she loves them. And because I promised long ago. Here is my latest Top Ten List. Just ten random factoids or musing floating through my brain right now half drunk and writing on a Friday night.
1. When a friend texts you to say that he may have a job opportunity for you at Hooters, you'll be thankful that you're a realist. That way you won't be disappointed when he tells you it's in corporate human resources.
2. Often one word is enough. Of course it really depends on the word and if you can figure out what it means.
3. Robbing Peter to pay Paul will give you the illusion financial relief and remind you that you should probably read the Bible if you're going to use biblical references.
4. No matter how much you like Panda Express, you'll wish you'd gotten in the car when you threatened to do so and met your best friend for a late lunch at your favorite Chinese restaurant in Texarkana.
5. When you decide that you're wasting time procrastinating relaxation, you'll decide to actually do something, like go to the grocery store, get drunk, and write. In that exact order.
6. If you want peace of mind, you can easily rationalize that your dreams never seem to come true because you can't quite decide what you're dreaming of.
7. The alcohol in Sweet Tea flavored Vodka counteracts the effects of the caffeine in the sweet tea and won't prevent you from falling asleep. At least that's what you'll tell yourself at 10:30pm when you make your third drink.
8. The more you type 'sweet tea flavored vodka' the more confused you will become about what words should be capitalized.
9. Everything begins and ends with a girl. It's that simple. You can run from it, but you can never hide from it.
10. You'll write any manner of bullshit when procrastinating writing what you should be writing.
1. When a friend texts you to say that he may have a job opportunity for you at Hooters, you'll be thankful that you're a realist. That way you won't be disappointed when he tells you it's in corporate human resources.
2. Often one word is enough. Of course it really depends on the word and if you can figure out what it means.
3. Robbing Peter to pay Paul will give you the illusion financial relief and remind you that you should probably read the Bible if you're going to use biblical references.
4. No matter how much you like Panda Express, you'll wish you'd gotten in the car when you threatened to do so and met your best friend for a late lunch at your favorite Chinese restaurant in Texarkana.
5. When you decide that you're wasting time procrastinating relaxation, you'll decide to actually do something, like go to the grocery store, get drunk, and write. In that exact order.
6. If you want peace of mind, you can easily rationalize that your dreams never seem to come true because you can't quite decide what you're dreaming of.
7. The alcohol in Sweet Tea flavored Vodka counteracts the effects of the caffeine in the sweet tea and won't prevent you from falling asleep. At least that's what you'll tell yourself at 10:30pm when you make your third drink.
8. The more you type 'sweet tea flavored vodka' the more confused you will become about what words should be capitalized.
9. Everything begins and ends with a girl. It's that simple. You can run from it, but you can never hide from it.
10. You'll write any manner of bullshit when procrastinating writing what you should be writing.
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