Top Ten for a Weird Week
Perhaps I'm in the mood for a Top Ten List. It's been weird lately. I guess we'll see if I have anything to say about it.
1. Dreaming about being lost and/or losing your car two nights in a row will make forgetting where you parked at JC Penney seem freakishly like deja vu.
2. Vowing that you won't spend any money at IKEA is a waste of breath. Unless you leave your credit cards at home.
3. Anti-Everything Pills (AEPs) are truly anti-everything....except stomach aches and weight loss.
4. You'll quickly change your mind about celebrating Christmas when you realize that Santa brought you something with blond hair and blue eyes.
5. Remembering that your gym membership includes free tanning will have you hitting the gym four times a week. To tan.
6. Standing in a truth you feared telling is good for your soul....and hopefully hers.
7. Crazy tends to roll out slowly, but not before extricating yourself from its wicked web seems nearly impossible.
8. The feeling that 'something wants to happen' will have you popping a xanax to sleep.
9. You will seldom regret going too far. It's not going far enough that will eat away at you.
10. An email from a friend and a lyric from an old Matt Nathanson song ('she only comes when she's on top') will bring back some fairly decent memories of a time long gone.
Yeah... That's about it. There's more, but most of it I'm just not willing to share. Sorry.
1. Dreaming about being lost and/or losing your car two nights in a row will make forgetting where you parked at JC Penney seem freakishly like deja vu.
2. Vowing that you won't spend any money at IKEA is a waste of breath. Unless you leave your credit cards at home.
3. Anti-Everything Pills (AEPs) are truly anti-everything....except stomach aches and weight loss.
4. You'll quickly change your mind about celebrating Christmas when you realize that Santa brought you something with blond hair and blue eyes.
5. Remembering that your gym membership includes free tanning will have you hitting the gym four times a week. To tan.
6. Standing in a truth you feared telling is good for your soul....and hopefully hers.
7. Crazy tends to roll out slowly, but not before extricating yourself from its wicked web seems nearly impossible.
8. The feeling that 'something wants to happen' will have you popping a xanax to sleep.
9. You will seldom regret going too far. It's not going far enough that will eat away at you.
10. An email from a friend and a lyric from an old Matt Nathanson song ('she only comes when she's on top') will bring back some fairly decent memories of a time long gone.
Yeah... That's about it. There's more, but most of it I'm just not willing to share. Sorry.
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