A Fitful Ten
It seems to be a rough week all-around. Full moon tonight AND the official end of summer. As much as we all say we are looking forward to Fall, I think we enjoy summer a lot more. That might be cause of a bit of fitfulness. Well, that and the start of a new TV season. In any case, here's a Top Ten that probably won't ease the pain.
1. When you finally figure out where home is, you want to go there right away. Not wait until you get a transfer to a store sixty miles away.
2. Being broke has its share of Grace. Unless you prefer to call it a big, fat rationalization.
3. We can save Texas through praying in the name of Jesus Christ. Or so some candidate for public office says. Should we really remind him about Texas? I wonder if he's forgiven us for the folks in Waco who drank Kool-Aid in his name a few years back. We might want to let sleeping dogs lie a little longer.
4. Long distance dating bites ass, but it's still better than in-town dating.
5. Just as you find a church you like and a class you want to take, you will no longer have Sundays and Wednesday nights off. So much for organized religion and Bible study. Maybe it wasn't meant to be anyway.
6. If you think you're gay for watching the 'Glee' season premiere in the privacy of your own home, consider the (obviously) gay folks who watched it downtown on 4th at Oil Can Harry's. Now that's GAY.
7. Bed-head is a pain in the ass. And more than enough reason to shave your head again. Let's not even mention (nor think about) the amazing head rub you'll stand to get when you see a certain someone this weekend.
8. Having a good liver and being willing to donate it will feel just like having a twenty in your pocket and a craving for Sweet Tea Vodka. Especially when your best friend's daughter might just need a new one.
9. Though it may seem completely unheard of, a sore back can result from laziness.
10. Buying a University of Arkansas bib for a good friend's baby to puke on is pretty funny. When you're a Texas fan. Look out for the regurgitated breast milk and strained peas, Pig.
Finally. Ten. Thank God.
1. When you finally figure out where home is, you want to go there right away. Not wait until you get a transfer to a store sixty miles away.
2. Being broke has its share of Grace. Unless you prefer to call it a big, fat rationalization.
3. We can save Texas through praying in the name of Jesus Christ. Or so some candidate for public office says. Should we really remind him about Texas? I wonder if he's forgiven us for the folks in Waco who drank Kool-Aid in his name a few years back. We might want to let sleeping dogs lie a little longer.
4. Long distance dating bites ass, but it's still better than in-town dating.
5. Just as you find a church you like and a class you want to take, you will no longer have Sundays and Wednesday nights off. So much for organized religion and Bible study. Maybe it wasn't meant to be anyway.
6. If you think you're gay for watching the 'Glee' season premiere in the privacy of your own home, consider the (obviously) gay folks who watched it downtown on 4th at Oil Can Harry's. Now that's GAY.
7. Bed-head is a pain in the ass. And more than enough reason to shave your head again. Let's not even mention (nor think about) the amazing head rub you'll stand to get when you see a certain someone this weekend.
8. Having a good liver and being willing to donate it will feel just like having a twenty in your pocket and a craving for Sweet Tea Vodka. Especially when your best friend's daughter might just need a new one.
9. Though it may seem completely unheard of, a sore back can result from laziness.
10. Buying a University of Arkansas bib for a good friend's baby to puke on is pretty funny. When you're a Texas fan. Look out for the regurgitated breast milk and strained peas, Pig.
Finally. Ten. Thank God.
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